T-shirt
Flock me
$38 · XXL $42
A parody plate, across the chest.
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The shirt
A California licence plate that reads FLOCKME. It is a parody: Flock Safety puts up cameras that read the plates of every car going past.
Not a real plate. Nothing on it is taken from the DMV: the letters, the script and the sticker boxes are all drawn new.
Printed white, about 11 inches across, with navy letters and red script. Mementōte’s line mark and name sit small on the back, under the collar, and mementote.co runs round the hem.
Unisex crew-neck tee, cotton. Sizes XS to XXL, cut unisex.
Size guide
The shirt laid flat. Chest is across, armpit to armpit; length is from the top of the shoulder to the hem.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5 in (42 cm) | 27 in (69 cm) |
| S | 18 in (46 cm) | 28 in (71 cm) |
| M | 20 in (51 cm) | 29 in (74 cm) |
| L | 22 in (56 cm) | 30 in (76 cm) |
| XL | 24 in (61 cm) | 31 in (79 cm) |
| XXL | 26 in (66 cm) | 32 in (81 cm) |
Between sizes? Lay a shirt you like flat and measure it the same way.
Care
- Wash cold, inside out, with like colours.
- Tumble dry low, or hang it to dry.
- Don’t iron over the print. No bleach, no dry cleaning.
Shipping
Printed when you order it: it leaves us in 2–5 business days, then takes 3–7 by standard post. To US addresses for now.
- Standard shipping: $6, about 6–12 business days in all
- Express shipping: $18, about 4–7 business days in all
If something arrives wrong or damaged, write to us with your order reference.